blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via poopflow)

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mainheaux:

I remember I was playing spin the bottle with a group of “friends” in the ninth grade and it was my turn and they said when it landed on the boy I spun it to that I had to either lick his ear or suck his dick and like I HATE ears so I got on my knees and they were like WE’RE JUST JOKING and I was like hahha ME TOO but I was truly bout to suck his dick hord

(via doncasturbate)

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thesecretwinchestark:

my shower has two temperatures; winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon

(Source: enjolrastark, via buuckyys)

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schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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  • Interviewer: You've been around for 10 years—where do you see yourself in 10 years?
  • Alex Turner: On a speedboat.
  • Interviewer: In a tracksuit?
  • Alex Turner: Tracksuit on a speedboat.
  • Interviewer: Not on tour?
  • Alex Turner: Maybe I'm on my way to the show in the speedboat.
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I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared. (via lozerbitch)

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strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

(via the-average-gatsby)

pros n cons of hannibal lecter

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

bowlerhats-and-bowties:

thegestianpoet:

pros: rich, cooks, stable career

cons: no eyebrows, willingly drinks airline champagne, will make u play obscure and difficult baroque instruments in the bedroom 

sorry.. where’s the part about him being a cannibal ?

not important

(via isthatcomedy)

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taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

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Ushiku Daibutsu is a statue located in Ushiku, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. Completed in 1993, it stands a total of 120 metres (390 ft) tall, including the 10 m (33 ft) base and 10m lotus platform.

Ushiku Daibutsu is a statue located in Ushiku, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan. Completed in 1993, it stands a total of 120 metres (390 ft) tall, including the 10 m (33 ft) base and 10m lotus platform.

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